Wordsworth

Like women’s fashion, there are words and phrases which come into our daily lives at light speed and disappear equally fast. Very few stick around to become part of our long term vocabulary. I have experienced this in all facets of life over the years whether in College/Corporate world/ Indian movies or in the investing space.

I of course rue words and phrases which are dear to me disappear gradually from the popular vocabulary. For Ex the word “Zulf” was so intrinsic to Hindi romantic songs but has been gradually replaced by the crude “Baal”.

When I was in management school the word “ Paradigm” had just emerged as the new paradigm of corporate lingo and everything kept moving to newer paradigms. Paradigm though still used fairly extensively has now been replaced by a more easy to pronounce “ Plane”. We all now seem to moving onto different planes and of course try to land on the “Same Page”.

The investing world also has its fair share of words and phrases that come and go like flavours of the month. It was with much amusement that I was recollecting just about 6 – 12 months back one of the most popular pair of words that most TVanchors and pink newspapers were mouthing was “ Coupling” and “ Decoupling”. I am sure most of you have a wry smile about this one.

Readers would recollect we used to be “Coupled” one week and miraculously used to get “Decoupled” the next week and again get coupled the next week. It was like speed dating and I thought it would have been easier to track Liz Taylor’s everchanging marital status than figuring out where our markets were in their love affair with global markets.

I of course am not so sure whether we are currently coupled or decoupled though our correlation or the lack of it with the global markets remain the same.

A new phrase that I m increasingly hearing for the last 6 months and has entered the Tv anchors lingo is “Risk Aversion”. It would be interesting to see how long “ Risk Aversion” lasts or will it also disappear gradually if markets go up.

To end, a nice phrase from the English romantic poet William Wordsworth

The mind that is wise mourns less for what age takes away; than what it leaves behind.

Humour in Results

It is my honest belief that there is a lot of humour all around us if we look at things with a slightly open mind.

As I was browsing through announcements on the BSE site, I came across a interesting announcement made by Gujarat Alkalies and Chemicals ltd regarding their results.

http://www.bseindia.com/xml-data/corpfiling/AttachHis/Gujarat_Alkalies_and_Chemicals_Ltd_140211.pdf

In the Press release Shri Guruprasad Mohapatra, IAS, MD of the company announced that financial ratios have improved significantly at the end of the third quarter as compared to year end March 10

1) Price Earning Ratio - 13.15 times from 5.37 times

2) Current Ratio - 1.68 times to 1.56 times

3) Debt Equity Ratio - 0.13 times to 0.17:1 times

4) Book Value - Rs 193 from Rs 185

Now you would wonder what magic did the management did to improve PE ratio. It is news to me that management’s are now beginning to be judged by how well they can talk to the markets and improve their PE ratios.

Coming down to the magic that the management did to improve this PE ratio. It was a goal that they achieved by reducing the nine months profits of the company from 86 crores to 58 crores. Forget the price just reduce the earnings. I m waiting for the day they bring down the profits to zero and increase the PE ratio to infinity :-).

Some humour to make us feel young again

While reading through the web I came across Eddie Cantor who was a comedian and here's a quip by him during the Great Depression of 1929.

Eddie Cantor, said that his broker had told him "To buy this stock for my old age. It worked wonderfully. Within a week I was an old man!" :-)